ZombieXtina

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The legend of Rubi lives on. Godspeed. Zoom

The legend of Rubi lives on. Godspeed.


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Amehhrrrica!
  • Justin: “I'll buy ya a beer for your trouble.”
  • Cristina: “OK, as long as I can take it in a sippy cup in the car.”
  • Justin: “Of course, I mean this is the US isn't it?”
  • Justin: “Did we lose a WAR or something?”

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I’m glad I still get crime alert notifications from University of Michigan. Zoom

I’m glad I still get crime alert notifications from University of Michigan.


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Glory Days
  • Justin: "Ah yes I loved living alone...those were the glory days. I miss 'em."
  • Cristina: "You miss the glory days and the glory holes."
  • Justin: "Well how did you think we passed the time back in the day?"

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That dick is going in to orbit……. PENIS CAKE Zoom

That dick is going in to orbit…….

PENIS CAKE


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R&B is so Romantic
  • Zack: "Hey I got impatient waiting for you to call me back, so I wrote you a R&B song."
  • Cristina: "Oh how sweet, I'd love to hear it."
  • Zack: "Well, it's called 'Shorty is a Freak'."
  • Cristina: "......"
  • Zack: "Yeah that's all I have right now."

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From Shawn Elliott Zoom

From Shawn Elliott


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Whut up Broheeeeze
  • Cristina: “Whu whut.”
  • Justin: “I said wut wut in the butt.”
  • Cristina: “I AM NOT THAT KIND OF LADY.”
  • Justin: “I said hey hey in the vajayjay.”
  • Cristina: “I don't have sex with gay men, you know that.”
  • Justin: “Well that makes one of us.”

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“In Ann Arbor, you can walk on the sidewalk and get hit by a bicyclist. When you’re driving a car you have to look out for idiots who walk right out in to the middle of the road. Ann Arbor is kind of like Alien Vs. Predator – Whoever wins, we lose.”

- Justin


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Robots always have the best names
  • Justin: "He's got prostate cancer so he's going to get surgery to have it out."
  • Justin: "Yowch."
  • Cristina: "Yowch is right."
  • Justin: "Yeah but on the plus side the surgery is carried out BY A ROBOT."
  • Cristina: "OOOOOooooooooooo."
  • Cristina: "Does it have a name?"
  • Justin: "Big Brown."
  • Cristina: "LIES."
  • Cristina: "There is no way it can be that hilarious."
  • Justin: "Taintsnatcher - 6000."

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