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A conversation overheard

  • R:

    Wait maybe I shouldn't be talking about oral sex so loudly...are there any children around?

  • G:

    There's an infant over there but she can't understand anything - you're cool

  • R:

    Well she might not be interested right now....but she will be one day

  • M:

    Can we PLEASE not talk about infants and oral sex at the same time? THANKS.

S'mores [and I'm sorry]

  • Cristina:

    You've got marshmallow stuck to your beard!

  • Patrick:

    Ugh, I have a handkerchief somewhere...

  • Cristina:

    It kinda looks like you gave the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man cunnilingus

  • Steve:

    .....uuhh

  • Cristina:

    Are you more upset that I was talking about oral sex with the Marshmallow Man or that it was because I implied that he was a lady?

  • Steve:

    Well he is the Stay Puft MAN

  • Cristina:

    Yeah but he doesn't have a dick flopping around, so it's gotta go INSIDE. Haven't you seen Ghostbusters??

  • Patrick:

    She does have a point, he is pantsless that entire movie.

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