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Yogurt is good for your poo

  • Patrick: "Now let me tell you something - I know a thing or two about lady poos" - Jamie Lee Curtis
  • Cristina: Lady poos smell like blueberries on a musky dew morning.
  • Patrick: Oh is that right?
  • Cristina: Yep. Did you know Jamie Lee Curtis is in charge of all the lady poo, ever?
  • Cristina: If a lady wants to poo they have to submit a written form to Jamie Lee and get the poo authorized, then if she approves she winks and nods in your direction and BAM you are shitting yourself uncontrollably.
  • Patrick: It sounds very...regulated.
  • Cristina: Mmhmm. So who's in charge of the man poos?
  • Patrick: Nobody. It's just straight up anarchy.

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