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Patrick: "Now let me tell you something - I know a thing or two about lady poos" - Jamie Lee Curtis
Cristina: Lady poos smell like blueberries on a musky dew morning.
Patrick: Oh is that right?
Cristina: Yep. Did you know Jamie Lee Curtis is in charge of all the lady poo, ever?
Cristina: If a lady wants to poo they have to submit a written form to Jamie Lee and get the poo authorized, then if she approves she winks and nods in your direction and BAM you are shitting yourself uncontrollably.
Patrick: It sounds very...regulated.
Cristina: Mmhmm. So who's in charge of the man poos?
Patrick: Nobody. It's just straight up anarchy.

51 notes Posted on Sunday November 13th

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