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Bosco Sauce

  • Cristina: Wait wait wait...what the hell is Bosco Sauce? What does it taste like?
  • Zack: Well it tastes like pure man...
  • Cristina: What does that mean? That it tastes like sweaty dirt with little pieces of hair in it?
  • Zack: No no - it tastes like a lumberjack chopping up wood. And then he cums on it. But the cum is red.
  • Cristina: Wait wait, let me get this straight - Bosco Sauce tastes like a lumberjack cumming blood on some chopped wood?
  • Zack: Yes, exactly. It tastes great with chicken strips. Mmmm Bosco Sauce....
  • Cristina: I really need to write this down...

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