I Heart Conversations

Relationships & Godzilla

  • Zack: Yeah I love Godzilla, man.
  • Cristina: Oh I know.
  • Zack: It's hard-wired in my brain. Like the kids of Rugrats and Reptar.
  • Zack: Oh man...my ass is hemorrhaging again.
  • Cristina: I worry...about you sometimes...
  • Zack: I need to find someone who thinks my anal blood tastes like fermented wine
  • Zack: Then I'll know they have relationship potential.
  • Cristina: I have no words. But I wish you the best of luck.
  • Cristina: Those are hard qualifications for a lady to live up to...

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