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  • Cristina: That pug tonight was SO cute. I just want to smash it's face into some potatoes.
  • Patrick: Um, why?
  • Cristina: Well y'see it's face is all smashed, so it only seems right to smoosh it into some mashed potatoes.
  • Patrick: ....
  • Cristina: That's how pugs have sex, in a big pile of mashed potatoes.
  • Patrick: I'm envisioning a giant football field full of mashed potatoes...and of pugs....fucking.
  • Patrick: Pucking.
  • Cristina: Thank you for that.

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