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Jimmying of the Johns
  • Cristina: Jimmy is not agreeing with my John
  • Cristina: I think I'm dying
  • Justin: Yeah my Jimmy is not settling down properly either
  • Cristina: "They're so quick here!"…famous last words
  • Justin: So fast you'll freak
  • Cristina: Your bowels will freak
  • Justin: Cause they go through you so fast
  • Cristina: Like a greasy torpedo
  • Justin: Tastes good but man I am not very comfortable right this second
  • Cristina: That should be their new slogan.
  • Justin: SUBS SO FAST YOU'LL SHIT YOUR PANTS.
  • Cristina: I just laughed out loud
  • Cristina: Thanks
  • Cristina: Now people will think I'm insane
  • Justin: Yeah, NOW they'll think that
  • Cristina: HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
  • Justin: Sorry

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